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June 16, 2011

Ten Things I Learned From Not Drinking for Ten Days

  1. A greater understanding of the often incomprehensible surliness most bartenders express.

  2. I have used drinking as an excuse to eat like shit. I am perfectly capable of eating tacos and/or pizza rolls in sobriety (or when not drinking, more accurately) in bed or in a parking lot at 3 am.

  3. People are annoying as fuck. This cannot be understated.

  4. As long as I get a cold drink of any kind imma be good.

  5. Austin revolves around drinking…which I guess is not really a huge revelation.

  6. More of my anxiety reduction in social settings comes from alcohol.

  7. Dancing is still fucking awesome when y’aint drunk. If the music is good.

  8. It’s made me feel a lot classier and more together than i’d have imagined or imagined giving a shit about.

  9. I probably have a substance abuse problem! Again with the ‘where is the revelation.’

  10. IM THIRSTYYYY!!!!!!